He wrote gags for Bob Hope and he pinched a lot of Hope's schtick in return.
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He wrote gags for Bob Hope and he pinched a lot of Hope's schtick in return.
I can see that now you mention it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
new scooter .. had a few issues which ive temp fixed. its for the small boot in new car, if it ever appears, and son will use it mostly. ive nowhere to go these days.
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That tray in the bottom of the scooter doesn't look big enough for that slab of beer. Clearly not designed by a Brit.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
4 cans of White Lightening will go in it though, seen that demonstrated.
Started getting milk delivered this week, two pints twice a week. Comes in bottles just like in the olden days.
Will have to remember to put the empties out though. Not done that since about 1980. Also forgot to ask how much it costs, hopefully it's not more expensive than the corner shop.
thats the battery hole, and that case of beer is orange juice:ner:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
can only have lactose free ... had a guy at door 2 days ago offering me milk to door actually.. didnt do lactose free tho. proper milk gives me the shits:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
We went back to delivered milk a few years ago, as I wanted to support local business, 2 pints each day, and he collects his money each Friday. That would have been ok, and I didn't even mind paying a bit more, but...
Often delivery didn't come till after I'd gone to work, so sometimes it was a toast breakfast (put me in a shit mood for the day. Also he would rock up every third or fourth week (not always Friday) and expect a big lump of cash. So... supermarket pay-as-you-go milk again.
Let us know how you get on with yours, and if you decide to get your bread off Two-bun Ted from Teddington.
The mutt is off to the vet's shortly to have a small lump on her nut checked out. I expect it'll need surgery to remove it, so that'll be another big bill!