bollocks-covered-in-custard
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bollocks-covered-in-custard
cause much wind
French or English?
A tricky choice
sample both, then?
English on beef
French on nipples
French fancies nice
with whipped cream
and eau de-vie
Oooh, that's posh!
on her derriere
Ménage à trois?
defense de fume
A filthy habit
said the monk
exposing his trunk
the elephant sneezed
emptying his load
of mouldy peanuts
some of which
were motor cars
Don't remember eating....
my own socks
said ronnie raygun
as he blasted
nancy with rhetoric
who quivered ecstatically
as she unwrapped
her new tool
complete with batteries
she switched on
inserting it inside
Bugger, that smarts
wrong way round
surgery required. Doctor!
serious inner-flap secretion
stand back, charging
canular endoscope - check.
Matron...MATRON, Quickly
Bend over, cough
try to dislodge
vaseline, heave-ho
clench and squeeze
touch your toes
here it comes!!
Thats not all
'beef olive' due?
line of fire
pan cracker one