into an open
Printable View
into an open
fire and watch
horizontal jogging badgers
emitting pungent purulence
Oooooh diction Matron!
your petticoat is
spattered with puss
from your knob-cyst
and syphilistic arse
press to play
pull to eject
fast forward then
Thunderbirds are go!
spread those saddle-bags
Tighten the Stirrups
hi -ho silver
Crack that Whip
smack my bitch
left eye twitch
wot a witch
hitch up her
Bloody freezing Bootsale
a euphemism for
lady boy fun
Sunday nights in-Surrey
entertaining alternative diversion
for back-door entry
access all orifices
pink or brown ?
chutney ferrets only
wear incontinence pants
[Love the new avatar, Jon]! :lol:
and bicycle clips
on your nipples
Crocodile Clips on
your Jap's eye
squinting at fanny
through the keyhole
I spy with
Trunsion in hand :eyebrows:
beating a rhythmic
five finger shuffle :eek:
what a kerfuffle
able seamen everywhere
squirting with delight
like a sopping-wet
staining my eye
aye, your glad-eye
like blueberry pie
coconuts are shy
when they're naked