Tell Me Something............Anything!

I started on the fruit and fibre a while back. Woke up in the middle of the night with explosive decompression about to take place.

Seems to have settled down now though.

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Probably would have been fine to eat. I think smoking it would have preserved it a bit. Just like a kipper, apart from the feathers and the beak.

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not with its gut intact no.. how to die in one easy lesson:eyebrows:

probably landed on the chimney to die and then fell in. I mean what would it be doing down there otherwise?

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Originally Posted by Macca

probably landed on the chimney to die and then fell in. I mean what would it be doing down there otherwise?

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might have been dragged down to death by the great chimney murderer of the north:D

That was Fred Dibnah wasn't it?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ah70yNSi0L4/hqdefault.jpg

Sadly another unrecognised National Treasure.

when he wasn't knocking his wife about anyway.

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Originally Posted by Macca

probably landed on the chimney to die and then fell in. I mean what would it be doing down there otherwise?

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The sweep said they usually sit on the chimney then get blown by a gust of wind and lose their balance. I think your theory is more likely!

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Originally Posted by Macca

I started on the fruit and fibre a while back. Woke up in the middle of the night with explosive decompression about to take place.

Seems to have settled down now though.

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Well if your body is diesel powered, and you switch to aviation fuel, you must expect something to happen :)