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skin down over
rolling pin in
far flung places
where frontal lobotomies
replace pygmy porn
with artificial manure
and wealthy politicians
with bad haircuts
mustn't grumble really
as Martha measured
for her coffin
said "a little premature"
emasculation is expected
when fitting a
double-ended silicone
extension pole to
John Prescots underpants
attempting to dislodge
partially digested pasties
which had inadvertently
been put there
by a passing
alien life form
periodically rising from
mildly fragrant armpits
shaved with axle-grease
scooped from a
grease-monkey's wrecked 'em
or maybe rectum
how about "botty"?
rhythms with totty
jig a jig
left leg in
left leg oot
in, oot, in
och, fallen doon
Donald where's your-troosers!
around Dora's bed-post
in oot in
your whole arm
the whole nine-yards
and a caber
tossing is great
Steady on now
watch that draft!
Shut that door
after some more
Spotted-dick and custard
Ooh-err missus
flip-flops and mustard