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15-10-2021, 21:40
Pigmy Pony

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Apparently there are a couple of million job vacancies.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-shortage.html

And, 1.5 million unemployed.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/...ed-kingdom-uk/

So that's 75% of the problem sorted then :).

I fancy a job as a statistician. I feel I'm well qualified, as a bloke, as 105% of statisticians are male :) I do feel sorry for female applicants though, who only make up 10% of this number.
16-10-2021, 08:02
struth

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

I fancy a job as a statistician. I feel I'm well qualified, as a bloke, as 105% of statisticians are male :) I do feel sorry for female applicants though, who only make up 10% of this number.

20% i think you'll find;)
16-10-2021, 19:05
Pigmy Pony

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Originally Posted by struth

20% i think you'll find;)

I will need to look into that, I may have been given flawed data. What kind of statistician would I be if I couldn't dodge accountability? :)
16-10-2021, 20:30
walpurgis

Cor. Had the Flu jab Thursday and my left arm felt a bit sore yesterday. Had the Pfizer Covid booster this morning and my right arm feels as though it's been belted with a baseball bat! :lol:
16-10-2021, 22:40
Pigmy Pony

Quote:

Originally Posted by walpurgis

Cor. Had the Flu jab Thursday and my left arm felt a bit sore yesterday. Had the Pfizer Covid booster this morning and my right arm feels as though it's been belted with a baseball bat! :lol:

Nice. Something to look forward to :)
17-10-2021, 10:14
walpurgis

Robert Durst. Is this the end for this dreadful man?

https://www.itv.com/news/2021-10-17/...tenced-to-life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

I saw the TV documentary about him and his seeming callousness is astonishing. Nobody is safe around him!
17-10-2021, 10:17
struth

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Robert Durst. Is this the end for this dreadful man?

https://www.itv.com/news/2021-10-17/...tenced-to-life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

I saw the TV documentary about him and his seeming callousness is astonishing. Nobody is safe around him!

we can but hope.. a nasty piece of work.
17-10-2021, 10:23
walpurgis

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Originally Posted by struth

we can but hope.. a nasty piece of work.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a sham thought up by his lawyers to get him a cushy place.
17-10-2021, 11:29
walpurgis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

I fancy a job as a statistician. I feel I'm well qualified, as a bloke, as 105% of statisticians are male :) I do feel sorry for female applicants though, who only make up 10% of this number.

As a start, I'd suggest a survey of what proportion of Peloton exercise bikes are gathering dust in the UK. Bet that would be a surprising statistic (or maybe not).
17-10-2021, 11:57
Pigmy Pony

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

As a start, I'd suggest a survey of what proportion of Peloton exercise bikes are gathering dust in the UK. Bet that would be a surprising statistic (or maybe not).

Well I've had a poke around here (checked the garage and loft too), and I can confidently state that 100% of the above mentioned pelotons are somewhere else :)

I can't stand those adverts, so smug, and so intent on making me look like a right lazy slob (which I am). Though there is one well-proportioned bird doing lateral raises with dumbells, who could definitely get me to try harder ;)

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