a small moustache
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a small moustache
which tickled her...
throbbing frontal flange
which the ointment
failed to heal
ein, zwei, very-dry
moisten it with
Bi-carb of Soda
massaging it gently
then, run like
f*ck, grabbing your
favourite mount, gurgling
ice cold vodka
and anti-freeze
creating a cocktail
so deadly, just
dissolved a parrot
to tears of
disenchanted sad clown
when Smokey sings....
whose underpants reeked
I hear violins???!!! (underpants?)
fart-to-the-beat
With your LP12
you spin me
round-like a record
ooohhh feel sick
diced carrot alert!
fresh pavement pizza
Leave it Stanley!
for the dog
she often barks
and chews spanners
whilst giving extras
which relieves stress
easing a swelling
greasing a palm
wrapping it around
and tucking it
neatly but firmly
underneath the silky
smooth bottom of
life, that-is hifi
'Badge snobs' can
sit and fester
Naim and Shame
&-make a din
not-as-much-as-Linn
Our darling Vera
she forces the