in the deli
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in the deli
with smelly Nelly
the jelly belly
then watch telly
with 'R' Kelly
and recite Shelley
givin it welly
sweaty and smelly
yeasty and dry
you gotta try
with one eye
on the prize
a big red
one in bed
legs behind ears
knows no fear
ends in tears
all those years!
you were gay
and hanging limp
Where's the gimp?
pumping the pimp
An enormous blimp
you shouldn't skimp
said Horace Wimp
Eee eL Oh
said George Formby
the running toad
shot his load
on the road
to Mandalay hey
past the bay
and didnt pay
on the way
could be gay
called big Fay
just run away
live another day
die another day
as you mutilate
your best mate
used as bait
i caught crabs
I followed through
filling your pants
with yucky goo
use paddi pads
slightly soiled, but
skidmarks are dry
should scrape off