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'Canadian actually, Major.'

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

While enjoying my mid-month bath a couple of weeks ago, making bubbles (and understanding why women like to have scented candles on the go) I heard a strange rustling sound, which came in one-second bursts, a few seconds apart. Is it the plumbing? I tried turning on and off the cold water, then the hot water taps. The sound persisted. Is it the extractor fan packing up? I stood and put my ear to it. Not that.

Is it the boiler, which is in the next room? Didn't seem to be that either The sound was so brief that I really couldn't pinpoint it.

Only thing I could think of then was perhaps a mouse in the wall cavity. As I went round the skirtings untowelled and dripping (not a good look), the sound suddenly changed from rustling to "Ba-by shark! du-du-dudududu, baby shark..." mystery solved, a bath toy that only works when in water, must also like steamy bathrooms, and hiding among the bath towels :)

Bloody grandkids.

That's thirty seconds of your life you won't get back :ner:

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

(and understanding why women like to have scented candles on the go)

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I'm not sure you do, especially the long, 'fat-headed' bastards!;)

Marco.

This is what's wrong with this country.
Attack a person and child who do it well as its easier than teaching others to do theirs' better.
https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news...fancy-21738096

Indeed... Fucking nanny state brainwashing shite, prompted by idiotic woke principles: we can't have the other little darlings feeling jealous or threatened by something that highlights the inadequacies of their parents in not providing them with a decent lunch!:doh:

You couldn't make it up. That teacher deserves a damned good slap!!

Marco.

Cheese strings, chocolate and coke for all :doh:

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Cheese strings, chocolate and coke for all :doh:

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Mum! Guy's got cheese strings, why can't I have cheese strings?

Cheese strings are better then G-strings.

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Marco

Cheese strings are better then G-strings.

Marco.

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Sounds like you had an interesting lunchbox. What did you have on your sandwiches/ Maxi Pads? :D

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Cheese strings are better then G-strings.

Marco.

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similar smell and taste :vomfest:

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Sounds like you had an interesting lunchbox. What did you have on your sandwiches/ Maxi Pads? :D

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Lol, no that would be the contents of the princess' handbag:eyebrows:

Actually, the contents of my lunchbox, given the article Grant linked to, would've be rather apt! In primary school, which was the only time I took a lunchbox into school. Being Italian, I used to have all manner of 'exotica', especially considering it was the 70s, and I'd regularly have things like salami or Parma ham sandwiches, legs of roast chicken (especially on a Monday, left over from Sunday lunch), marinated in garlic and rosemary, fresh pasta salads - all sorts!

The teachers, never mind the pupils, used to love it and want a bit of my lunch, when the smell of garlic and rosemary pervaded through the rooms!:D No jealousy though from anyone, nor were the contents of my lunchbox seen as a 'threat' by anyone, as thank goodness, that kind of woke pish/mindset didn't exist in those days!!

Marco.