Because they're all dead. That's the trouble with killer clowns, they always overdo it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
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Because they're all dead. That's the trouble with killer clowns, they always overdo it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
No problem, please forward your bank details to my secretary. Bonuses will be paid for inducing fatal heart attacks, plus expenses for disposal of the bodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Marco.
we'll use your bathtub to dismember the bodies. Don't forget to get plenty of bleach in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
bleach is no good, you want something like sodium hydroxide.
oops, thats just a wild guess like :rolleyes:
Grant's right. I should know! :mad:
While enjoying my mid-month bath a couple of weeks ago, making bubbles (and understanding why women like to have scented candles on the go) I heard a strange rustling sound, which came in one-second bursts, a few seconds apart. Is it the plumbing? I tried turning on and off the cold water, then the hot water taps. The sound persisted. Is it the extractor fan packing up? I stood and put my ear to it. Not that.
Is it the boiler, which is in the next room? Didn't seem to be that either The sound was so brief that I really couldn't pinpoint it.
Only thing I could think of then was perhaps a mouse in the wall cavity. As I went round the skirtings untowelled and dripping (not a good look), the sound suddenly changed from rustling to "Ba-by shark! du-du-dudududu, baby shark..." mystery solved, a bath toy that only works when in water, must also like steamy bathrooms, and hiding among the bath towels :)
Bloody grandkids.
That's thirty seconds of your life you won't get back :ner:
That reminds me of the time when I was at my cousin's house and was left alone in their living room. They had young children and there's toys all over including this massive 'Barney' dinosaur. Although I'd never heard of or seen of the 'Barney' line of toys before at that time.
Anyway I'm sat there looking out the window and it just started speaking. Christ did it give me a shock.
:D It would be a shock - we came from a simpler time when dinosaurs didn't talk. Which is why we're normal, while kids are all growing up mental.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
The only dinosaur we knew was Godzilla and he never said a peep.
I suppose even if he had talked it would all have been in Japanese anyway.
Being Japanese, it really should have been able to talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
https://www.bing.com/th?id=OVP.snFaD...90&o=6&pid=1.7
Couldn't get that to work. Perhaps if I was Japanese...