workers unite and
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workers unite and
exchange toenail clippings
and third-hand smoke
watch the verucas
bazooka that verucas
Zap that zit!
have a shit
disposed of via
intensive colonic irrigation
Thames Water cannot
hope to dissolve
The Labour Party
with sulphuric acid
and jelly babies
inserted sideways up
and conviently countersunk
inside a badger
tapered to perfection
ensuring deep-penetration within
how such-poor-performance-can-emanate-from-such-run-of-the-mill electronics
Bose are brilliant!
so are badgers
and grasshoppers too
I love flies!
taking flight to
Norah's nasty armpit
All moist-n hairy
so I licked
the salty down-dew
savouring-its-fruity-concasse
concussed more like
after I thumped
the bitch senseless
I set fire
to my pants
by releasing a
small cloud of
deadly ball lightening
tangy gaseous extract
You're only supposed...
blow the bloody
bitch up after
repairing the puncture
my name is
Doctor Dan Gleebits
Known-for his weebits
whilst on the-piss
he exposed his
Techie turntable fetish...
and tannoy porn...