How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the cock... sorry, I mean ladder!
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This morning my witchcraft obsessed wife made me a cup of coffee
Its not easy to type when you're a cup of coffee.
I met a dwarf called Peter the other day who was telling me all about his successful flatbread bakery business, really fascinating.
There's nothing like the pitta patter of tiny Pete.
Nice!
My favourite baker related joke:
Q: What's the difference between a knight in shining armour and an unhygienic baker?
A: One darts into the foe.........
Aha - the old difference jokes.
What's the difference between a Dachsund and a street trader? The street trader balls his wares on the road
Boney girl and counterfeit dollar? One is a phoney buck!!
Owl and a marksman? The marksman hits when he shoots.
I think there are several more:)
Given the upcoming festive season, this is worth a giggle:
Who's brave enough to try it with their 'little darlings' this year? :eek:
Marco.
Q. How many Kuhnian constructionist philosophers of science does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You're still thinking in terms of 'incremental change' when what we really need is paradigm shift: we don't need a bulb with more attributes added on, we need ubiquitous luminescence.
Priest woke up one morning and looked outside his bedroom window, and in the middle of the lawn was a dead pig, so he called the police to inform them,,, a smart ass cop on the other end of the line said " well father, we were under the impression that you people took care of the last rites",,, there was a silence for a few seconds, then the priest replied, " yes,that's the truth, but it's also our duty to inform
the next of kin"
:lol::lol:
Well, it's a good job there is absolutely no possibility whatsoever of any members of AoS being members of the police force. You wouldn't want to offend anyone, would you?
It's a little known fact that before Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers danced they always had a tin of rice pudding which they used to heat up on a mobile gas cooker in Fred's trailer at the movie set.
One day Fred forgot to puncture the tin when it was on the heater and the tin exploded.........
It was pudding on the top hat and pudding on the tails ! :)