Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

dodgy car salesmen

sporting ridiculous ponytails

jump my bones

EDIT: OOPPS - cocked that up, that was supposed to be in response to "a euphanism for" (with fruity scones)

(In response to "sporting ridiculous ponytails")

an ageing rockstar

More-like 60+ jazz-freaks

with pee-stained jeans

and frothy mouths

moist armpits and

nodding head moments

Glasses on neck-cords

like edna everage...

only uglier with

better fitting teeth

smaller man boobs

more double chins

than a Chihuahua

humping the leg

Big Issue Please...

to soak up

my incontinent granny

for sale, £2,500

'dried up', but

willing to please

Linn-Naim system

designed for 'PRATS'? ;)

with A R S E technology

Sat on Mana

after a-dose of

Red hot Bananarama

let's Rama-lama-ding-dong

we go together

Hell for leather

causing friction burns

Scorchio! Mmm isn't-it?

layered with double-cream

Oooohhh, yes, Mmmmmmm?

crash test dummies

yummy yummy mummy's

with flatulent tummies

and gorgeous tits

and other bits

that they share

including pubic hair

and pubic libraries

staffed by lice

and book worms

with pimples on

don't pick scabs

instead scratch crabs

down the social