I'm out-dated
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I'm out-dated
came to resent
that he's bent
ass for rent
to any gent
frustration to vent
in a tent
down in Kent
unzipped her dress
I must confess
a stinky mess
she's in distress
and under duress
trying to impress.
but I digress
Little ditty about.........
Something and nowt
a quick wank
for sperm bank
make a deposit
in yer closet
lurks a gimpsuit
and leather boot
just the one?
ready to shoot
from the hip
undo the zip
on her skirt
wot a flirt
she's just dirt
rip her shirt
then her tights
but she fights
knock her out
with a trout
meet the wife
luvs her life
comes from Fife
lots of strife
crabs are rife
under the knife
saves her life
causing great strife
shave that fadge
it reeks of
yeasty dirty cheese
and maggot-infested meat
finger lickin good
Dip yer digit
in her widget