after reaming by
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after reaming by
an obstreperous appendage
pumped full of
flaky pencil sharpenings
mixed with deft-fully
dexterity, only matched
by snyergistic quantum-transients
you've lost me
said Betty to
the allotment committee
Wanton vandalism said
bugger me sideways
you've got some
stains on your
character my lad
not forgetting skidders
damn black ice
on pert nipples
ready for greasing
with WD40 sprayed
in every nook
under the fungus
buried deep inside
years of dust
coated in sticky
pungent, translucent residue
slithering and sliding...
oozing arse gravy
tastefully disguised as
Bisto gravy train
steak-and kidney pie
chips and peas
floating in a
sea of linguistically
challenged jobby stains
cleansed with industrial
Cillit Bang-infused with
cockney rhyming slang
and abandoned shopping-trolleys
carrying ugly babys
with shitty nappies
Super, Smashing, Lovely
she said as
becoming a werewolf
and growing enormous
'Jug'ular frontal lobes
tied up with...
lashings of ginger-beer
with fruity scones
a euphemism for