Not if another bloke turns up...Quote:
Originally Posted by pjdowns
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Not if another bloke turns up...Quote:
Originally Posted by pjdowns
Very true Roy :lol:
A wonderful alleged ad, but a brilliant spoof none the less...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqChn-IQ60
I'm sure its wonderful but I can't access it as I haven't joined and have no intention of joining Facebook:(Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbasrah
Never mind Gordon. There's always God.
David was a TV evangelist for over 50 years, had spent a lifetime doing charitable works as well as spreading the Lords word. God decided he needed to specially honour David's works, and said " you're a fantastic guy, I so appreciate what you have done, I'd like to give you something really special. What can I do for you. Anything - just ask"
David says " Well Lord, We've always wanted to vacation in Hawai, but Mary-Lou Beth, my wife, is afraid of flying, and we both get fearful seasick. Could you build us a road bridge from California to Hawai?"
And God says "David, I'm disappointed in you. Wanting something as selfish and material as a road bridge to Hawai. I mean - have you considered the cost and the work. We have to span thousands of miles of ocean, including the deepest sections of Ocean, its going to need millions of tons of concrete, steel bracing, tarmac and safety barriers, just so you and your wife can take a vacation"
David is duly chastened. "Sorry Lord, I can't believe I asked for such a shallow thing. What I would really like, is to understand women properly. Why they have mood swings. What makes them smile, or cry. Why they are hurt, and what to say, or how to listen to make them happy again"
And God says "Did you want that freeway 2 lane or 4 lane?" :lol:
One of the funniest things I've seen http://vimeo.com/61886386
:lol: Alan
Hi Alan,Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebottle
Seen it and agree it's something quite hilarious :)
Very funny. Nice one Chris...:lol:
Saw this last week and it also made me laugh...:lol:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-c...s372/fairy.jpg