badly needs stroked
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badly needs stroked
Until she dribbles
and he dribbles
She's more-of a-squirter!:eyebrows:
Water-pistols at dawn
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go-for you buns
quick draw MacDraws
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'shoots' too quickly
slow to withdraw
now in boothill
where chavs belong
in shell suits
the cull begins
skulls were removed
for decorative use
as nasal piercings
Penis piercing.......oohhh
and nut cutlet
a vegetarian abomination
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The abominable beetroot
a huge helping
Of lumpy flatulence
Oh-oh follow through!
skitters on knickers
mind the Klingons
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requiring a scraping
of the gusset
and bum wipe
with sanding paper
extra-coarse grain, obviously
for pussy buffing
access prevented-by maxipad
sticks to-paper well
heavy-duty adhesive strip
produces best fix
to cotton gussets
irrellevent of-the dampness
princess wants toe-massage
then chips - NOW!
gilbert is hungry
so is Kwally
So's Mr. Creosote
Brown and sticky
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like her discharge
Dishonourable it was
Yes, m'lud
steel braced panties
aren't very comfy
Especially for Parker
Servicing the lady