Here, gobble this..
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Here, gobble this..
Vicar asked Matron
Bread of life
five barley loaves
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water of life
turned into wine
Then pissed away
against the wall
for safety reasons
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wear your mask
gaseous emissions prevail
wasn't me blew-off
The vicars son
prayed for air
preyed on all
wrexham panty thief
wanted posters issued
interpol on case
it wiznae me
it was Shaggy
don’t blame Scooby-doo
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it was Scrappy
who molested your
pretty little pussy
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Toni the tiger
Dropped a clanger
Unhappy soup dragon
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spilled the beans
farted a stinker
alien gaseous explosion
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Other world odours
like rancid flaps
shaved and polished
stagnant jelly dissolved
with corrosive dribblings
Melting my chassis
Shells gonna crumble
lost its mojo
and its marbles
full of cracks
Stories very cagey
Prisoner of Azkaban
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hold panties prisoner
Smuggling budgies into
unfeasibly small trunks
wife smirked gleefully
she's a size-queen
Loves her walloper
and also pussy
Little ginger Tom