trouble and strife
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trouble and strife
stinks of kippers
stained, sweaty knickers
Semen ridden underpants
adorning your buttocks
pass the cucumber
and tomato sarnies
and that knife
said the wife
stab her slot
while she's hot
i'm going in
mind the jelly
orange or raspberry
Neither. Placenta flavour!
Good bloody poop
shovel and scoop
but never droop
through the hoop
whilst slurping soup
missing your mouth
then turns south
on highway number
sick sex six
scantily-clad female hitch-hikers
with hairy-arsed bikers
rimming hairy strikers
with massive tools
Tightening their nuts
parking their butts
where they like
their butts parking
fat-bottomed girls, they
make the rocket
in my pants
explode with juicy
and fragrant Jaffa-juice
and fishy pinky
desert island sauce
on the blob
said pervy Bob
the fat slob
smelly old yob
With fully-engorged nob.
balls freely swinging
his girlfriend's mingin'
nice beef curtains
but couldn't rhyme
so the swine
crossed the line