tell everyone that
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tell everyone that
we're all dafties
pant-sniffers on Prozac
observing the snail-trails
armoured dildos eat
Seasoned KY jelly
with chocolate icecream
and Raspberry jus
drizzled with appetizing
flaky muff fluff
oh God, my
fanbelt has broken
leading to massive
poverty across Europe
through abnormal flexure
of comestible uteri
choose ya flavour...
call it quits
double or nothing
hot buttered muffin
needs-a-good-buffin'
dance da raggamuffin'
eat-your-own snot!
nostrildamus once said
toasted ear-wax is
Generously spread on........
hot buttered thighs
glistening in-the shimmering
moist post-coital afterglow
shimmering lips Mmmmmmm
with-a-hint-of-haddock
but one-man's fish
battered to death
for indecently exposing
Cameo's red codpiece
concealing a bulbous
peach ready-for plucking
Ron, over to-you
and your dress
Mmm isn't it
suits you sir!
my wife's left-me
Big Bouncy Baps
No, flat chested
two fried eggs
sunny side up
with slimy mucous
with a 555-psu
and a hemi-head
with four-pot holly