the size of
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the size of
uncle Teds Marrow
or my fat-aubergine
Gladys became excited
tensed and farted
too-right she did
far left she-didn't
suck my cock :eyebrows:
and my chicken
only on-a Tuesday :D
spoil sports eh
no just prior-convictions
for worrying donkeys
and homosexual plonkeys
it's all going-wonky
said the donkey
before squatting down
and squeezing out
a big steaming
beef-olive, decorated with
carrots and sweetcorn
icing and sprinkles
splashing the ceiling
very strange feeling
when you're peeling
the solidified excreta
trying not to
disturb the raisins
mixed in thick
bubble and squeak
Fettle and tweak
your middle beak
rattle and creak
of grubby stiff
rotting smelly cadavers
freshly exhumated and
poked with a
wombat's golf shoe
dipped in rancid
bowel busting broth
essence of anchovy
creamed vintage roe
filled her crotch
to the brim
wade in and
wet yer wellies
tie a plank
on yer shank
fill yer tank
before a wank