but acute angina!
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but acute angina!
two fried eggs
full english please!
including all 'extras' [phnar, phnar :eyebrows:]
half a shandy
when feeling randy
refreshes the parts
nurse Gladys can't
even begin to
stimulate with lubricant
of a-telfon nature
revealing a-pair-of-pert Petunias
a delicate de-flowering
before shaving off
his handlebar moustache
with-a shrill valve-sound
Ode to Cath
whilst plate-voltage fades-away
why-don't-you-just Fffffffffff.....
into-a puff-of pink-smoke
taking your pink-tutu
up the rear
alley in Brighton
sand everywhere, especially
under her flange
which needed re-soldering
Mr lover lover
whapped out his
shaggy shag monster
the fonejacker entered...
Marco's telephone number
and got Bepe
and A blip!
Sorry, please replace
the batteries quickly
before Jenny comes [I think I might have spelled that wrongly]
Eargasm: pleasure for...
deaf-old pony-tailed coots
who's dads radiogram
spews mediocre dross
sounds into a
70's throw back
nostalgia crazed 'sentiment'
getting carried away? :lol:
all bloody incoherent?
he's pished again... :eyebrows:
like we did-last
winter, let's pish...
again, pishing time
is dear, let's...