for birthday present
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for birthday present
Needs more thought
freshly shaved pink
heart shaped swelling
bike saddle sores
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on her fanny
The town bike
pumped rotten by
The town council
Thieves, robbers, conmen
lawyers, traffic-wardens, politicians
=The Tory Party
Worlds biggest wankers
the merchant bankers
where greed hankers
by ham shankers
Meet miss piggy
Boris in Wiggy
Kisses Billy Bragger
life's a riot
on green days
or RED days
on ayres rock
Or Rock's cock
his initials tattooed
like Blackpool rock
Cracked his rocks
Sand in pants
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Pussy in boots
fluff in gummies
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belly button fluff
very sticky bears
piles of ouse
stuck-to yer sack
makes-a big mac
grey waterproof coat
cut and sealed
Off the peg
tailored to fit
a shortlegged giraffe
with protuberant middle-leg
Leaning tower giraffe
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with high bollocks
looks like Topsy
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Scares the lions
back into wardrobe
resurrectionist seeking stock
to raise cock
the witchfinder general
Called Pontius Pilot