doubles as wallpaper-paste
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doubles as wallpaper-paste
nasty sticky goo
That'd be poligrip
student toothpaste alternative
Beer and sweeties
Playing at skittles
growing a mullet
laying a pullet
wrapped in cellotape
Tirpitz sized dump
Ship or Shit
big one coming
short and fat
wide and plump
like the wife
Love the girlfriend
despite the hideous
flat tits, and
unshaven bristly chin
big shaven napper
loose fanny muscles
cause serious slippage
during doggy position
causing much woofing
barking-up wrong tree
incontinent old mutt
with bone fetish
Boris the Animal
Against Agent K
He's quite special
man of needs
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offering his sweetbreads
at special discounts
two for one
on Boots tampons
as they leak
military grade requested
big fucking shells
Frags and HE
spread the dead
At Buckingham Palace
is Christopher Robin
soiled his drawers
back and front
The dirty cnut
Was too slow
He's special needs
hold his hand
bin the rest
Trash it all