ouch, don't-hurt my man-purse
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ouch, don't-hurt my man-purse
easy to miss! :eyebrows:
for-some of you :ner:
wiggle yer walloper
a-metaphor for BMW-owners
with no-bass-ATC-speakers ;)
Living-in cloud-cooko land
pump-up the jam
rags raspberry juice
dental floss thongs
worn by ladyboys
with the "ring-of-confidence"
attached to their
embarrased parents who
all wore cock-rings
it kinda lingers
that fishy stench
of err..... fish?
plucked fresh from
the cod father
chippy, where Brenda
said fillet boys
before offering hand-relief
jerkin' battered Gherkins
which had inadvertently
started talking and
jumping inside Brenda's
steaming pile of
soggy spam fritters
not up the-shitter!!
making her twitter
time it right
between ecstatic convulsions
where's me tea?!
floating in wee?
the big log
chocolate 'beef olives'? :eyebrows:
kills 99% of
botty burps dead
or full refund
from Salisbury's finest
malfunctioning-but-ebullient personnel
making a DIN
'servicing' their quim :eyebrows:
with outdated sound
PRAT is dead?
pace maker failed.
panties losing elasticity
batteries not included
Rhonda was deluded