in a jiffy
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in a jiffy
when Samantha rubbed
my very big
warts on my
bulbous red dome
starting to seep
white sticky fluid
Hairy arsed druid
knobbing a witch
get nasty itch
warts & all
burn them off
dressed as nurse
finger up bum
while its numb
with sticky gum
make it wrigglies
showz yer jigglies
get them oot
for the boys
& the cat
stroke the pussy
til it purrs
And licks your
big hairy derriere
replete with dandruff
like snow on
a shiny turd
stuck with corn
anchovies and cheese
steaming, slightly aromatic
set on automatic
all non stop
burst or pop
Snap & crackle
gerrowf moy larnd !!
or i'll blow
you a raspberry
Phzzzztt! That do?
smells like poo!
sticks like glue
onto a Jew
and a few
quid more will
get you a
huge, king sized
bag of stewed
hedgehogs, marinated in
cold weasel saliva
and fanny jelly