gorging on cheddar
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gorging on cheddar
between her toes
lies a land
of succulent moisture
odour of cherry
sweet and perfumed
require regular rubbing
of magic lamp
by pervy uncle
who buggers porkers
with his hotrod
back seat job
alas no stick
friction burns abound
static causes lift
Battle with Zerostat
burns her gusset
containing something soft
but horribly deformed
melted and squishy
like Auntie's bum
with huge crack
to park bike
and clean tyre
leaving rubber burns
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on her arse
and huge tattoo
up her belly
button lies fungus
Fire breathing dragon
on Hercules’s shield
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Wearing Lions Head
King of queens
Coming to America
Breakfast in America
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Bacon roll-in Birmingham
cornflakes in Croydon.
cheese of cheddar
syrup of figs
sprouts of Brussels
supreme fart fodder
gangway you bilgerats
The ship's sinking
due to flatulence
Hole blown keel
sideways blow off
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drain ma boz!
shooting tatty water
Balls on empty
Great Balls o’Fire
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