eat my shorts
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eat my shorts
providing there's custard
nice creamy stuff
Made by Walls
flavoured by balls
hint of nuts
and jock itch
scratch your patch
sniff her snatch
Fill her hatch
buff her thatch
fill her vagina
Munch a minge
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Tickle a tit
read some pap
tickle a toe
laugh a minute
she's giggling away
put cock away
exit stagedoor left
mop up 'spillages'
with soft cloth
Very absorbent one
use wife's maxi-pad
soft yet long
but rather bulky
little fumbling room
hands quickly slapped
ears bitten off:eyebrows:
sometimes life's shit
as are panties
and boxer shorts
soaked in sweat
Giving noxious odours
Via the snout
slaughter house pig
chase with club
assault and battery
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charged and jailed
released and bailed
rehabilitated and hailed
inevitably recidivist failed
To keep clean
that troublesome gusset
Buttons now red
sausage and ketchup
egg and chips
and flipping beans
tickling the bean
with ya tongue