Drops it off
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Drops it off
On its head..
bulbous and purple
urgent consultation booked
for good oiling
and new dampers
after severe soiling
Nanny offers hand
to relieve stiffness
by blowing gently
Mind the blowback
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Kicks like mule
shit off stick
Goes like clappers
Fast as france
quick as fuck
speedy as gonzalez
Faster than bullet
faster-than your-stiffy flops
really, that fast?
.50cal, 2,000 mph
Slow down boy
Chasing down beaver
closing down sale
Last minute offers
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Give best shot
Turned it down
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Muff's too tough
prepare the Flymo
Desperate Dan's shaver
Use plenty oil
Lube the tube
Do her dry
rub her up
the wrong way
invading-her knickers when
willie was home
Wally was away
that old perv
got stuck into
didn't like-it up-em
Was on downer
Taking strong antidepressants
causing erectile dysfunction
On the up
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deck of cards
please give password
for bestiality website
Vicar wants it
actress has it