Tell Me Something............Anything!

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

If the nuggets are solid enough, they'll just tumble down your trouser leg, so you just give your foot a bit of a shake then walk away.

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Even easier if yer wearing yer best frock. :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

If the nuggets are solid enough, they'll just tumble down your trouser leg, so you just give your foot a bit of a shake then walk away.

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True, but you have to worry then when your wife spies the nuggets and is looking for some 'raisins' to put in the fruit cake.

Marco.

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Even easier if yer wearing yer best frock. :eyebrows:

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My tights usually catch them.

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Sounds like you need to buy some new music Paul...

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Thats a good excuse as any, I’ll say.

If you find yourself missing the sound of giant farts, may I suggest Kanye West CDs?

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

If you find yourself missing the sound of giant farts, may I suggest Kanye West CDs?

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That's an unkindness to farts!

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Originally Posted by Marco

True, but you have to worry then when your wife spies the nuggets and is looking for some 'raisins' to put in the fruit cake.

Marco.

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There's always someone has to lower the tone of the conversation! We're trying to find solutions to serious issues here!

Yesh, plop-plops are undoubtedly a serious subject.

Marco.

And "fallout bits" in the chilli, and "raisins" in the fruit cake? I imagine your dinner parties are poorly attended :D

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Originally Posted by Marco

Yesh, plop-plops are undoubtedly a serious subject.

Marco.

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When Mrs. P has gone for three days without a plop, her face looks very serious.