with fragrant pishers
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with fragrant pishers
Sweet and cute
Tart is sour
Flaps are fishy
The mother fucker
lady of-the lake
Arthur's play thing
his big sword
sinks real deep
into the cheese
between her toes
and other crevices
up his arse
beside butt plug
In place of
a used tampon
Far too slack
That gal Alice
She's in Wonderland
With big Stevie
two cavity klystron
the vulva stretcher
her expanding dong
Like King Kong
singing a song
with dancing girl
in stockinged feet
And hobnailed boots
with hairy toes
shave them off
intense intelligent debate
down the toilet
so it seems
have no toilet
down the crapper
with solid stools
crafted from sponge
Matron says "stoppit"
Computer says no
to porn sites
for under 18's
no apostrophe required;)
No pedants allowed:ner:
No fighting allowed
Ok handbag's away
Bring out knives
And start cooking
The white powder
China White, man...
no, just dandruff