gives good canings
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gives good canings
on pert-little botties
til rosie all-over
sting relief needed
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Said again, again..
dont look down
at your stiffy
it will dissappoint
the size queen
will be judge
of whether it
is worth effort
or commenting on
its ultimate futility
of satisfying her
Giving good oiling
Lubed right up
Slipping and sliding
Down the slopes
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On the Piste
Drunk and disorderly
They were arrested
speed ski fined
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flouting the law
attacking the police
breaking of wind
struggling a bit
pop it out
Smear it about
Matron gives slap
to young oliver
He's sufficiently chastened
cried for days
without little Gilbert
poking Claudette's privates
with a loofah
Like wizzard's sleeve
Fun and games
Bins up lanes
Sins with dames
with different names
Nanny loves Sid
hates hissing snakes
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but-loves trouser snakes
old and stiff
cheesy, yet luxuriant
bubble-bath is nice
for playing submarines
up periscope, Captain
Wash your torpedo