with black eyes
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with black eyes
and french fries
and smooth thighs
chicken barbeque coated
savaged by cellulite
Basted in shite
marinated in mucous
spit roast anyone
hanging orbs squeezed
until they give
in and bubble
with double trouble
milky white stubble
Observed via Hubble
through asteroid rubble
Captain Scarlet - indestructible
Lady Penelope horny?
'fuck me' Parker
Doggy style m'lady?
thunderbirds are go
thighs are parted
then she farted
I got started
Then I sharted
What a mess
skid marked dress
a good scrape
with emery tape
nice and gritty
bell-end now glowing
no longer showing
ain't wind blowing
she's now growing
A handlebar moustache
with ends waxed
and orifices vaxed
unnecessary bits axed
pictures then faxed
just in time
step in slime
up to your
Neck in sludge
hard to budge
looks like fudge?
smells like shite
silent but violent
tricky to lick
Huge, throbbing dick
Van Dyke Show
chim chim cher-Ee