In a vat
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In a vat
was a cat
Wearing a hat
Cat in hat
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Tickling Claudette's twat
smelling of chip-fat
After cooking bat
gas mark four
prick the skin
skin the prick
circumcise the dong
eradicate the pong
Egg Bacon Stick :D
toasted soldiers stand
on one leg
The middle one
Odd one out
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even one in
unlucky one gets
sloppy spunky seconds
Not touching sides
need a wedge
of fruit cake
in pink skirt
soaked in wine
cover in custard
I'm getting hungry
eat edible panties
If still fresh
rather than musky
Or unbendably solid
as she loves-it:eyebrows:
Until explosion time
Unexpectedly it flops
And I’m spent
Absolutely pathetic humour
Don't be stupid
Or a whinger
a ginger minger
And a whiner
slap her arse
With a haddock
sporting large cock
Envy of hens
Chickens in heat
Oven ready type
Produced in Norfolk
Gobble it up
very well stuffed
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Laid on table