Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

Yeah big plates

Hairy and gnarly

with athletes foot

pongy old coot

suck my root

Smell my boot

Give a toot

stash the loot

Have some fruit

pissed as-a newt

Looking quite cute

in see-through gimp-suit

playing the pinkflute

sounded a hoot

Causing a shoot

I smell Brut

Vinnie's a puff

Scent for-a cent

Time to repent


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Now it's lent

never comes back


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when it's bent:D

it's clearly fucked

a boomerang isn’t


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coming back, ever

Even to Jason

and The Argonauts

With golden fleece

stay at home !

and dance naked

to the beat

Of the drum

The jungle beat

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

and dance naked

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bloody good exercise

Quote:

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Originally Posted by struth

The jungle beat

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Move your feet

and kick him

in the boz

for swinging his-handbag

in provocative way

during Vicar's sermon

it came up

and Auntie fainted

falling onto his

pulsating, slightly curved

semi hard on

after-seeing sister's knickers

through her window

leap of faith


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The Devil's work

making peanut butter