followed by-a gumsy
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followed by-a gumsy
gobble by granny
Oh...... by.......gum!
sook ma plum(s)
With a hoover
ya cow, ye
Shag ya sheep
Catch em first
Put’m in wellies
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whisper sweet grasses
'Bessie, I-love you'
Bessie big bollocks?
a great shag!
with swallow ending
being very swift
Swallows and Amazons
tasty Norfolk broad
For old Bernie
steak and chips
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from human flesh
of the disinterred
always flavoursome, especially
the round bits
slightly gamey, but
Smooth on palette
it's well hung
nicely mature, like
Old Mrs Slocombe
crusty, yet capable
dandruff in knickers
plenty of room
From Jock's itch
causing fanny rash
on her bum
padded by nappy
smothered in ointment
mustard and peanut-butter
for post-coital edible-games
spunky scat eating
Punky cat squealing
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Turning into catgut
stitch in time
With nine tails
Tally Ho Chaps
Whip cracker way
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give her-a wedgie
if she's-a vedgie
feed her meat
through the teat
smells of feet