Dunno. Should be called hook n loop.
Great bit of inspiration from nature and determination to succeed tho.
Great noise it makes too when ya peel it
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Dunno. Should be called hook n loop.
Great bit of inspiration from nature and determination to succeed tho.
Great noise it makes too when ya peel it
Rather like the wax I'm going to be giving a go Grant... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Yup.
Can't wait for my 'kit' to arrive to give it a go...
As a complete aside... I happen to think that well manicured and painted fingers look nice against a stiffy... or is that just me ? :eyebrows:
Sorry, banged to rights on this one! My attempt at humour!Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
I agree, but it adds ten minutes to a wank and I can never get it all off my nails afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
Nice one Rich.... however it doesn't have to add any minutes to a w**k if done proper like.. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
It does if you are single and work in logistics, truck drivers tend not to be the open minded type. Or worse, they might be too open minded and then I'd be in trouble :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
I'm also single but I've no idea about truck drivers...but I can't imagine them not being open minded.... I actually find the thought of a truck driver as being quite sexy for some reason...:eek: maybe that's just me...Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
However I've got a bit of a 'thing' for 'taking care' of a guy while he's driving.... :D
They aren't the sort of open minded that would see a bloke walking round the office wearing nail varnish and not feel the need to mention it, and by mention it I obviously mean mercilessly take the p#&sQuote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Let me know what sort of truck driver you want and I'll find one for you, we have quite a few to choose from :)
i quite like a guy to be a bit 'rough around the edges'... what I really don't like is 'pretty boys' if that makes sense...Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
I really get off getting a guy going while he's driving for some reason :eyebrows:
My guy has quite a small car which is 'challenging' to say the least... :D
Yes, a long tongue only benefits the lick provider really - means you can provide a service and watch telly at the same time, or if you're under 25 you can check your phone messages :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Rough around the edges describes pretty much all of them, they even come with vehicles with beds in, sorted! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Do you ever think about anything but yer belly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Oh you are with us Steve... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Absolutely a long tongue is ok but not all it's cracked up to be, believe me... :eyebrows:
I don't need a bed Rich... just a car and a nice guy who's turned on... I'm a basic kinda gal you know...:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
Every Sunday I give my bowels the day off, so I'm confident my Monday log would beat anything out there, alive or long dead. I did try to send you a sample, and I did double bag it but the poor lady in the post office ended up going home early, and Parcelforce threatened a walk out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
But of course you would have risked being struck off - oh sorry I misread, you said patents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
You are always good for a laugh Steve.... love it... ;)
Come on now lets have some more sexy chat...... ;)
Without getting too technical, I prefer a well suppressed gag reflex :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Ooo that sounds nice ... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
I can do that no problem...love it..
Right that's it, I'm off for a cold shower. Or a bath. Or something. And I may be some time, so I'll check on you scamps at 7am. Don't forget to turn off the lights and put the milk bottles out... :)
Why's that Steve? can't you take a good laugh? If we don't hear from you then we know what you're doing... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Nice though...
Do you, or your partner, have a favourite colour of lipstick when engaging in that activity? Regard it as a corollary to the statement about the colour of ones fingernails when engaged in a similar but more manual activity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
I only wear a fairly pink'ish shade on my lips a nice soft colour that stays nice and shiny... does that help ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
My fingernails and toes are more a red'ish colour at the mo though,,,
I've just counted up my rings on my fingers and I count 8 at the moment and one of those is a thumb ring... I also happen to think that looks good against a nice 'one'... :D
Truck driver divorce - it's very sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
Who sung that, was it Dolly Parton?Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Maybe she covered it, I don't know. Suspect not.
I'm certainly not planning on marrying any of the drivers, a nice bunch but not my cup of tea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
I can only recall ever seeing 2 or 3 female drivers in my time. They always cause a scene very reminiscent of the monolith at the start of 2001.
Motty .. For those watching in black and white Spurs are in the yellow shirts. Well Geoff did say put anything down !
Yes - a change of topic is due.
Anybody ever get the feeling that someone has been into your home while you were out?
The hallway cupboard door was slightly open when I got home, and the blinds in the main bathroom were also slightly open. I live alone and I'm a creature of habit, things tend to stay the same so this felt noticeable. Just paranoia, right?
It's even spookier that a post from Barry is followed by a post by a poster from Barry.Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
And I moved to Barry from Bristol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe
Sorry about that. I'll try not to disturb anything next time I pop in for a look around. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
That made me laugh out loud :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
:lol:
Yes - just paranoia. I had a similar experience many years ago: I came home from work noting to my alarm that there were magazines and books laying on the floor of my living room. It looked as if I had been burgled, but nothing was missing. The explanation was that I had come home the night before after having had a 'skin full' at my local hostelry, and had 'bounced off the walls' of the living room before putting myself to bed, and unknowingly knocking the objects to the floor. :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
Might not when you find out he s nicked the stereoQuote:
Originally Posted by stairpost
Knowing you now, I couldn't imagine you being pissed - a most bizarre mental image indeed!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Marco.
The speakers just disappear.Quote:
Originally Posted by tapid
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe
its a bugger when that happens and then you trip over them ;)
I'd notice that missing, I hope. However, I do have a strange paranoia that if someone does have access to my place they are actually pinching records 1 or 2 at a time. I don't have a particularly big collection but I definitely would not notice if a couple had gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by tapid
This is actually not the first time I have suspected that I have had a visitor, but it's the strongest I have ever felt it. I am just putting it down to silly paranoia, but that doesn't mean it isn't actually happening, although it really is highly unlikely.
security cameras time :eyebrows: simple but effective when your out. sends to you wherever you are
At least you solved your own mystery, and hopefully had a fine night out too :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry