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across the high-seas
with cutting edge
sardine-sniffing technology
Cap'n third eye
poked his gladeye
in Gladys, Wai ai
shlipped-in-with-a-shlurp
backed-out with his
water-proof's a minging
Chafed lips a-stingin'
G-spot a singin'
ring piece-a-wringing
from diamond tipped
tungsten carbide tickler
to 35-speed reversible-with-interchangeable-heads-and-hermit-doll-attachment
de-luxe model
complete with lubricational
orgasma gismo spigot
giving-585Nm of torque
deep thrust necrophology
onto a-cold slab
of fresh cod
then she farted
thousand island dressing
covering your dress
hiding abject pomposity
, cheeky wee grin,
hiding horrible disfigurement
underneath petticoat(ed) bottoms
just so Victorian
wife-swapping in suburbia
tubthumping in Botswana
wearing a Santa-hat
with tribal markings
very Village People
welcome to poofter-ville
with gay abandonment
Jeffrey danced merrily
Around the UFO (Ultimate Foo Object)
containing his 'excitement'
his pink slink
proudly on show...
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/726/pinkslink.jpg
:eyebrows: :eyebrows:
Oooooh Matron, circumcision
four-for-a-pound (hurry, hurry Mrs Murray!!)
Bell-end Burtie proudly
sported his carbunkle-endowed
pig ugly trouble
with mucky stubble
breath like dead-badgers