like fat stalagtites
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like fat stalagtites
hitting your face
between creamy ejaculations
nectar for the
bald Irish comedians
my deck rocks
with Celtic laughter
Póg mo thóin
never mind the
stench she left
lingering like fog
in a bog
with a dog [she answers to the name of Betty]
pretty sweaty Betty
I know, having
romantic fluid exchanges
her 'tang' became
as addictive as
a rancid fish-supper
found under bed
beside your scud-mags
pages stuck together
not with pva
but with 'man-glue'
made by hand
from curdled cream
and pan-fried bream
from milky stream
and wet dream
causing crusty bed-sheets
D.I.Y. crackly laundry
break before washing
the solidified skidmarks
smelly wank sock
oozing with man-glue
wasted like poo
instead of used
to create anklebiters
by shellsuit-wearing chavs
with iphones onboard
innit shatap innit
said the tosser!
as you punched
his face in
just for being
a voracious cock-sucker
prefer licking beans
Aye, Heinz ones! :D
all dripping with
whitby goth girls