she scratched my
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she scratched my
copy of DSOTM
a hanging offence!
violence I enjoy
by candlelight nightly
with Holly Golightly
...and a cannister
of laughing gas
and complicated words...
from a 'boyo' :lol:
;)
...called Bobby Brown
liked it up
stairs like you
and your mother
:o
:sofa:
"Ouch, that's tight!"
that's my ear
you've just stabbed
DON'T STOP NOW! :)
Hoooo Bloody Rayyyyyyyyyy.
behave yourself now! :)
I'll second that!
finally you contribute!
can I third?
of course, darling :lol:
where's my condoms?
they burst, remember?
They do normally. ;)
There's always clingfilm!
or a binbag
with elastic band
...on my LP12
a rubber band?
for a 'fanboi'
like a fembot?
Mmm... Fem 'bots'!
:bum:
Machine Gun Jubblies!:guns:
those pistol nipples
poked me in
front of the
left eyeball and
wild front ear
better than diarrho-ear
or gone-a-ear :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
and Syphilis, too.
Difficult to follow
with sexual diseases
and stale Maltesers
and the falcon
with his bicycle
pump, stuck up