Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

is just phenomenal

if you like

I'll kiss your

toes, price 1-shilling

Bob a job?

for a blow-job

slow comfortable screw

Pippa's favourite cocktail

with Nobby's Nuts

cheesy, yet strangely

mangled gangley goolies

nevertheless, she swallowed

With grateful acceptance

those bulbous conkers

spit or swallow

Decisions decisions decisions !

Sook ma frothy-foam

hu flung dung

You wot, chuck? :scratch:

I got chucked

by my boyfriend

he was unsatisfied

with my sword

i prefer strap_ons

big black ones

with purple knobs

ready for creaming

tight holes screaming

for a reaming

, longing for fisting?

5 knuckles shifting

pushing Haemorrhoids aside

bite on this.

For satisfying bliss!

drink my piss

use a reverse-osmosis-filter

as a suppository

or an enema

or colonic irrigation

a good cleanout :eyebrows:

rectum prolapse imminent

Maxi nappy ready?

in deep sh*t

turd busters are

searching for jobbies

With jobby bobbies

and shite shovellers

Gas masks on

waders up tight

Pooper scoopers ready