Kebab of justice
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Kebab of justice
pork sword-of honour
Balls of steel
they need polishing
Spit and rub
toes curling up
Hair falling out
He's follically challenged
Topping tailored toupee
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a baldy half-incher
looking in mirror
rejecting his reflection
dats naw moi
Cracked the mirror?
cacked his pants
three times over
she violently orgasmed
Expressing her joy
Oh no screamer!
Beauty hates bestiality
beast is-a pussy
Attack of-the flaps
salmon or gammon?
they're too salty
your socks, so
Cheesy n Queasy
and malt vinegary
Tongue so tangy
lots of tongue
The giant anteater
Sucking’ them insects
Deep fried Bluebottle
with fanny sauce
From Craddock's pantry
Deep fried panties
twice as crispy
Crispy, very crispy
with extra-wide gusset
breaking of-the wind
in a lift
caught a whiff
nobody owns up
it bare-faced cheek
going out knicker-less
Breeze freshened flaps
wafting a seafood-cocktail
prefer lobster tails
more tall tales
of wanton disgrace
Trump exits discreetly