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29-05-2019, 17:23
stairpost

Please God, don't let any of this willy waving prompt a new thread in the abstract gallery! :)
29-05-2019, 17:25
Barry

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

"A good big 'un will always beat a good little 'un". If you're a bloke that is.

Are you sure you are not misquoting the late Gilbert Briggs concerning loudspeakers?
29-05-2019, 17:26
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Will it still be snug as a bug in a rug, once you've rendered the rug threadbare?

It's a shame the "seventies" look has fallen out of favour - much cheaper than dental floss, and more fun too. The only downside was that communication was more difficult due to the sound deadening - "how do you like that then" just comes out as "mmmmff, mmm, mmmffff".

Time for a bit of lateral thinking: a clever solution to a problem which didn't really exist is to grow a beard. A bit like sticking bits of carpet to the soles of your slippers as a cheap alternative to carpeting your living room :)

Don't be looking at me like that, I didn't start it, I just piled on :D

:rfl: the rug won't be completely threadbare Steve... just a nice middle line I reckon would look good... kinda pointing the way in case my guy looses his way :D

Sorry I don't like the 70's look but I'll leave some fluff behind in the important areas...:eyebrows: I totally 'get' the bit about the 'sound deadening'

I'm not too keen on beards but they can be ok for a tickle I guess...

No worries, 'pile it on'....
29-05-2019, 17:26
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by stairpost

Please God, don't let any of this willy waving prompt a new thread in the abstract gallery! :)

No, we're saving that for Bev's 'selfie', post-trim...:D

Marco.
29-05-2019, 17:28
Ninanina

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Originally Posted by Marco

No, we're saving that for Bev's 'selfie', post-trim...:D

Marco.

Now that's a thought.... :eek:

I reckon I'd get a ban if I did that...:lol:
29-05-2019, 17:40
User211

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

Now that's a thought.... :eek:

I reckon I'd get a ban if I did that...[emoji38]

Pants.

You'd get a plus.

Go on Bev, stop teasing the boys and show us something real ...

Big smile here.:)
29-05-2019, 17:41
Pigmy Pony

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry

So what happens when the man sports a beard, and the woman has a 'welcome mat'?

Not a problem for Gene Simmons, the rest of us have to rely on charm.

Re. your other post - I'm not qualified to comment on Gilbert Briggs as I've never seen his willy :) A quick google shows Mr. Briggs (whom I'd never heard of) to be quite an interesting bloke. Can you recommend a good book Barry?

Sorry about the diversion, as you were you pervs :)
29-05-2019, 17:44
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by User211

Pants.

You'd get a plus.

Go on Bev, stop teasing the boys and show us something real ...

Big smile here.:)

oops didn't mean to tease the 'boys'... just saying it as it is... it's how I am I guess :D

Pervs are ok by me Steve....
29-05-2019, 17:46
Barry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Not a problem for Gene Simmons, the rest of us have to rely on charm.

Re. your other post - I'm not qualified to comment on Gilbert Briggs as I've never seen his willy :) A quick google shows Mr. Briggs (whom I'd never heard of) to be quite an interesting bloke. Can you recommend a good book Barry?

Sorry about the diversion, as you were you pervs :)

Gilbert Briggs wrote a few books on loudspeaker design - try 'Briggs on Loudspeakers'.

BTW who is Gene Simmons?
29-05-2019, 17:48
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry

BTW who is Gene Simmons?

KISS ..

Not my cup of tea though
29-05-2019, 17:49
Pigmy Pony

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Now that's a thought.... :eek:

I reckon I'd get a ban if I did that...:lol:

No ban, but we might print a banner... just think, they would be leaving PFM and the 'Wam in their droves :)
29-05-2019, 17:51
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

No ban, but we might print a banner... just think, they would be leaving PFM and the 'Wam in their droves :)

Don't tempt me Steve, just don't :lol:
29-05-2019, 17:53
Marco

I'm wondering too, if it's a happy coincidence (or not) that we were planning on introducing a 'scratch n sniff' facility on all Gallery pics?:hmm:

Marco.
29-05-2019, 17:54
Pigmy Pony

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

KISS ..

Not my cup of tea though

He of the longue tongue. KISS' music not my thing either, but I bet Gene has had a modicum of success with the laydees.
29-05-2019, 17:57
Pigmy Pony

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco

I'm wondering too, if it's a happy coincidence (or not) that we were planning on introducing a 'scratch n sniff' facility on all Gallery pics?:hmm:

Marco.

Definitely no pics of your bathroom then :spew:
29-05-2019, 18:02
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco

I'm wondering too, if it's a happy coincidence (or not) that we were planning on introducing a 'scratch n sniff' facility on all Gallery pics?:hmm:

Marco.

Oh no...don't do that Marco... mind you I always 'sniff' quite nice I reckon... :lol:
29-05-2019, 18:02
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Definitely no pics of your bathroom then :spew:

Shit [no pun intended]... I was doing it for your benefit too, so we could compare the aromatic tang of our 'chocolate logs', vis-à-vis their length and texture:(

Marco.
29-05-2019, 18:03
Ninanina

Long tongues aren't everything they are cracked up to be... it's what you do with a 'stumpy' that counts... :eek:
29-05-2019, 18:03
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Oh no...don't do that Marco... mind you I always 'sniff' quite nice I reckon... :lol:

More 'fresh sea-trout' than sardines, then? Or is that scent drowned by cucumbers? :D:eyebrows:

Marco.
29-05-2019, 18:04
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Long tongues aren't everything they are cracked up to be...

Depends on the girl (on girl)....:eek::eek:..... ;)

Marco.
29-05-2019, 18:04
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco

Shit [no pun intended]... I was doing it for your benefit too, so we could compare the pungency of our 'chocolate logs':(

Marco.

Oh I see what you mean.... choco logs ... I won't get involved with that one I don't think...
29-05-2019, 18:06
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco

More 'fresh sea-trout' than sardines, then? Or is that scent drowned by cucumbers? :D:eyebrows:

Marco.

No just a nice perfumy kind of smell...I spray it everywhere...

Now cucumbers, that's another nice smell don't you think?
29-05-2019, 18:07
User211

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

KISS ..

Not my cup of tea though

Agreed. What appeals to Americans constantly amazes me.

Of all the American rock musicians, the only one I actually like is Ozzy. Just so full of love and down to the ground.

I can't fault that.

And that old TV series on MTV was a classic.

Gene is cool in person, though. I just don't dig his act.
29-05-2019, 18:09
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by User211

Of all the American rock musicians, the only one I actually like is Ozzy. Just so full of love and down to the ground.

Ozzy was born in Birmingham though...
29-05-2019, 18:09
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Oh I see what you mean.... choco logs ... I won't get involved with that one I don't think...

Lol - that reply was aimed at Piggurs!:D

Marco.
29-05-2019, 18:11
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

No just a nice perfumy kind of smell...I spray it everywhere...

Now cucumbers, that's another nice smell don't you think?

Yes, especially when they've been 'grated'!:lol:

Marco.
29-05-2019, 18:12
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco

Yes, especially when they've been 'grated'!:lol:

Marco.

:rfl:

Absolutely... a nice fresh smell...
29-05-2019, 18:13
Alex_UK

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Originally Posted by Barry

So what happens when the man sports a beard, and the woman has a 'welcome mat'?

I've just googled this Barry - according to Wikipedia, it is how Velcro was invented.
29-05-2019, 18:14
Ninanina

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Originally Posted by Alex_UK

I've just googled this Barry - according to Wikipedia, it is how Velcro was invented.

Interesting Alex...
29-05-2019, 18:15
User211

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Ozzy was born in Birmingham though...

Yeah but he gave up on it.
29-05-2019, 18:16
Alex_UK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Interesting Alex...

Possibly also how "tongue and groove" became a thing...? Oh no, that's joinery with wood.
29-05-2019, 18:17
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by User211

Yeah but he gave up on it.

He did indeed Justin... I happen to quite like him as well...
29-05-2019, 18:19
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_UK

Possibly also how "tongue and groove" became a thing...? Oh no, that's joinery with wood.

Not necessarily joinery ... t&g sounds ok to me.. :eek:
29-05-2019, 18:31
Alex_UK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninanina

Not necessarily joinery ... t&g sounds ok to me.. :eek:

Tongue & Groove is great for "the little man in the boat" - very good for moist environments. Or is that shiplap?
29-05-2019, 18:41
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_UK

Tongue & Groove is great for "the little man in the boat" - very good for moist environments. Or is that shiplap?

Indeed Alex... I believe shiplap is wood that overlaps each other... moist or otherwise... ;)
29-05-2019, 18:43
Alex_UK

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

Indeed Alex... I believe shiplap is wood that overlaps each other... moist or otherwise... ;)

Can't beat a bit of overlapping wood, makes my day when my wood is over-lapped! :D
29-05-2019, 18:50
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_UK

Can't beat a bit of overlapping wood, makes my day when my wood is over-lapped! :D

A woody that overlaps... sounds interesting :lol:
29-05-2019, 18:52
Marco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_UK

Can't beat a bit of overlapping wood, makes my day when my wood is over-lapped! :D

Did you ever find a cure for that 'morning wood' you had?

Marco.
29-05-2019, 18:55
Ninanina

A mw is a lovely thing indeed.... :lol:
29-05-2019, 18:56
Alex_UK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco

Did you ever find a cure for that 'morning wood' you had?

Marco.

Asked the missus to sort it out once - God knows why she had that rubber mallet in the bedroom though! :eek:
29-05-2019, 18:57
Ninanina

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Originally Posted by Alex_UK

Asked the missus to sort it out once - God knows why she had that rubber mallet in the bedroom though! :eek:

Ouchy... that's not the way to treat it is it ?
29-05-2019, 19:00
Marco

Well, it would reduce the swelling:eyebrows:

Marco.
29-05-2019, 19:03
Ninanina

It would but I don't like the sound of it.... m woody's need to be treated gently I reckon..:D
29-05-2019, 19:07
Alex_UK

Nothing worse than a pesky Woody Woodpecker :eek:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ket-policy.jpg
29-05-2019, 19:22
Ninanina

I happen to quite like a ww... :eek:
29-05-2019, 19:54
Barry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_UK

I've just googled this Barry - according to Wikipedia, it is how Velcro was invented.

Sorry Alex, that is not how Velcro was invented. If it was I would be a multimillionaire by now from the patents.
29-05-2019, 19:55
Barry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_UK

I've just googled this Barry - according to Wikipedia, it is how Velcro was invented.

Sorry Alex, that is not how Velcro was invented. If it was, I would be a multimillionaire by now from the patents.
29-05-2019, 19:56
Ninanina

How was Velcro invented Barry? I've no idea..
29-05-2019, 20:05
struth

A guy copied how the seeds of the arctium plant attached themselves to his clothing when out walking. Took him years to get it right
29-05-2019, 20:07
Ninanina

Quote:

Originally Posted by struth

A guy copied how the seeds of the arctium plant attached themselves to his clothing when out walking. Took him years to get it right

That sounds good to me Grant.... now... how did we get onto Velcro? beats me... :D

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