apply the ointment
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apply the ointment
to her clit
using industrial sized
maxi-pad, moistened with
mayonnaise and peanut-butter
Peanut-butter and jelly
Cheese and marmite
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her-feet smell of
Green tea leaves
infused with smeg
makes eyes water
the vinegary tang
parching her throat
Time to swallow
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what's-left ofher pride
Deep throat practitioner
Sucking Fishermans Friend
Brown elliptical lozenge
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rubber bung dandy
For mamby pamby
flim flam man
Smart dressed man
Suits you Sir
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a paisley cravat
with floral fedora
camo wife-beater T
Dig those flares
and pervy expression
Bell bottomed boy
in the navy
Dance the hornpipe
Rum Sodomy Lash
Drunken tunnel debauchery
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hassta havit now
miss muffet's tuffet
visible underneath her
damp frilly knickers
despite-the matted tuft
Pouffe's still firm
Bees love honey
Trump loves money
Don't we all
get rich quicky
default on y'debts
sell soapy wanks-to
the totally desperate
without-a shag in
their pathetic lives
we're all doomed
skint and blotchy