when it's flaccid
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when it's flaccid
From the floor
Between the knees
suit fits well
Perfect from birth
but sagging now
swinging like pendulum
Coconuts in sack
produce nutricious milk
full-fat 'mans milk'
makes creamy butter
Perhaps cottage cheese
Bell-end 'Boursin' with
uncharacteristic Roquefort oder
uncharacteristically frothy, yet
packed w'bits of
groin jelly, which
is gathered from
Big hairy gorillas
and gusset crust
which melts when
the fondue's lit
skewers, poised and
at the ready
standing to attention
pulling a hamstring
needing physio badly
and a wank
before dipping into
piping hot jacuzzi
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official minge inspector
office minge inspectorQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Muff's too tough
without you now
Prefer shaven haven
Prefer Little Haven
underneath cotton panties
camel toe evident
panties coming off
reveals tiny penis
dressing up again
for annual colonoscopy
Camera up arse
One's prostate prostrate
bottoms up everyone
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some bare, some
Lycra clad crotchless
exposing-a bald mound
full of crabs
Makes lovely paste