Buttonhole too big
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Buttonhole too big
Never wear them
wife's cotton panties
stuffed in briefcase
of best mate
Wearing leather belt
in leather trousers
handy for spanking
Padded bottom
from her-nappy
Activated gelpack
for maximum absorbency
Crystal clear stainfree
pants, but unfortunately
has weak bladder
prone to squirting
and to blurting
Cry to mama
Tail between legs
That's no tail
Jake the Peg
With extra leg
indulging pirate fetish
plus foot fetish
shiver my timber
Aye says Heather
Captain Birds Eye
Breaded his finger
inserted into fatty
postules in body
with consummate ease
Catches a dose
of something nasty
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the stench from
but easily curable
by-washing her feet
in pirate cum
sticky but suckable
A salty lolly
Sweet fish stick
Asda's crab sticks
Floppy pink fingers
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flashing obscene gang-sign
vee for victory
after her 'wax'
strips her fanny
Shaven haven delights
'Brazilian' or 'Hollywood'?;)
ScareCrow dress sense
That 'Oxfam look'