Arm down throat
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Arm down throat
poking from arse
a turtle-headed turd
Turtle necked swallow
Val Doonigan cardy
used as nappy
to absorb dribbles
and sing lullabyes
Songs Sang Blue
princess WANTS teddies!
brown hairy animals
Del's got some [they're not brown, though]
They are Gremlins
Don't feed them
Also no water
for the teddies
Can't 'Bear' it!
no stripping allowed
undressing after her-work
pole dancer's paradox
striptease, causing tenting
Limp pole, doh!
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responds to stroking
By Homer's Marge
The Blue cactus
Big white rabbit
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Big Brown Bog-Blocker
urgently needed stool-softener
batter it down
with your fingertips
Rather.....bog brush
or try explosives
the armour-piercing variety
Shock and awe
after she unzipped
the king cobra
big hissing Sid
spitting his venom
pissing the seat
and soaking feet
word on t'street
Meat's not sweet
Boil on bottom
Puss ridden buttock
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suppurating puss-ridden prick
Hot poultice needed
to drain the-juice
became double chalker
and icecream muncher
sook a cone!