Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

Of-back-passage-toungue-probing-deep-cravass-cleansing for-those-deeply-personal-hifi-performance-gaining moments

whilst-wearing-an-adult-nappy-and-a-smile

if not-for nappy-rash-all-over-your-bollox

and scabs-n-stuff on-willy

buffed-off-by-Jilly

now-you-see it now-you-don't

just-like-your-wages

What wages lol

she's snaffled them

No the bank-does