tough as leather
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tough as leather
and rather chewy
bits of grizzle
The Bishop said...
to the actress
Pass the salt
not the candle
maybe fork handles
feel the Force
light sabre wielding
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AKA trouser snake
A dastardly organ
empties girl's dormitory
indecent femle fart
I smell melon
Ready to slice
dripping wet treat
Mind the pips!
sook her Jaffa
slurp her clitorus
Stop, genital warts
thrush strikes again
soothe that rash
Use the ointment
wear cotton knickers
Until alls well
never wear tights
except on face
What's ganinn on?
feeling the force
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Of tight hem
Sausage Egg Beans
breakfast of kings
and paupers too...
vomit bag included
no sick jokes
like Trump presidency
Loony tunes leadind
expanded polysytrene cheese
in cardboard sarnies
and swollen fannies
pound that ass
stretch those cheeks
Pull a face
Spray some mace
take no prisoners
Flatten the curve
Flatten the idiots
Steamed Road surface
Yip all colours