and hair straighten
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and hair straighten
stiffens her pubes
shampoo and set
Purple rinse best
for masking odours
and hiding syphilis
A Willie bandage
Made from latex
Strap on heater
machine gun fire
sammy the squid
couldn't get rid
of skid marks
on his tighty-whities
now shitty brownies
soak them in
bleach kills all
except crusty bits
which scrape off
Nannie's crackly cacks
Stuck to tights
her-fav tan ones
with reinforced gusset
Softened by pounding
While being fisted
rip-open that gusset
The knickers destroyer!
Many years ago
my elastic snapped:eyebrows:
Now droopy draws
and brewers droop
erect the scaffolding
pit prop prick
slip slop dick
lizard people rule
royal green things
breed among themselves
with big ears
And furry arse
hairy birds rule
Au natural forever
In the buff
beard and all
Puff or pirate?
Big hairy bollocks
Little baldy ones
Smothered in Immac
Nice and slippery
after-the jizz has
Dribbled down leg